A temporary light for your permanent existential questions.
Tired of late-stage capitalism but still want your apartment to smell like you’re winning at life? Rent this candle. Yes—rent it. Because ownership is a construct and you’re already drowning in metaphors (and monthly payments).
Scent profile? Think: burnt incense in a trustee’s office, notes of existential dread softened by lavender, and a faint wisp of old paper contracts absolved by digital signatures. It’s what bankruptcy would smell like if it had a wellness brand.
This candle is non-committal by design—you’ll return it before the wax runs out, just like you returned to yourself after financial restructuring. No talisman lasts forever... except the late fee if you forget to send it back.
Perfect for:


Setting the mood for reading your copy of Beyond Material Salvation


Ironically impressing your friends who still believe in retail therapy


Masking the scent of moral ambiguity


Warning: May trigger deep thoughts and minor budgeting epiphanies.
ALL SALES FINAL.

Product features
- Eco-friendly Coconut Apricot Wax for a clean burn.
- Up to 20 hours of delightful fragrance per candle.
- Diverse scent options including Fraser Fir and Cinnamon Chai.
- Reusable glass vessel adds style and sustainability.
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards for peace of mind.

Care instructions
- Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering