Shipping Policy

Welcome to the thrilling world of print-on-demand fulfillment, powered by our partners at Printify. Your order doesn’t exist until you place it—like a financial commitment, but with fewer regrets (we hope).

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Processing Time
Once you click “buy,” your item takes 2–7 business days to be printed and packaged. Because good things take time, and instant gratification is a cruel illusion.

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Where We Ship
We ship only within Canada. Not because we hate the rest of the world, but because international shipping is a Kafkaesque labyrinth we’d rather not navigate.

 

Shipping Times
After production, your parcel embarks on a journey that typically takes:

• Canada: 5–10 business days
  If you wanted warp-speed drone delivery, you’re barking up the wrong website.

 

Shipping Costs
A fixed shipping fee will be calculated at checkout—transparent, unavoidable, and just as inevitable as the existential dread you tried to forget with your purchase.

 

Tracking Your Order
Once your item ships, you’ll receive a tracking number so you can anxiously stalk your package’s every move across the map.

 

Delays & Lost Packages
Sometimes shipping carriers move slower than the economy recovers. If your order is lost, delayed beyond reason, or arrives looking like it’s been through a minor apocalypse, contact us within 30 days. We’ll help you navigate the chaos—or at least commiserate.

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Final Thoughts
This isn’t life-saving surgery. It’s a blanket, a mug, a t-shirt. Worth the wait. Worth the shipping fee. And definitely worth the existential reflection it will provoke.